16 February 2021

Valentine's Crepe Cake

Happy Pancake Day everyone! ~
I made this mega cute crepe cake for Valentine's Day this year (I will be dusting her off today!) and out of all the crepe cakes I've made over the last year, this one is definitely the best!
The recipe itself is simple but you will need some patience  ^^'
Effort: 3/3

Ingredients:
2x Eggs
35g Sugar
75g Plain Flour
35g Melted Butter
250ml Milk

150ml Double Cream
150g Cream Cheese
30g Sugar
1tsp Vanilla

Let's Go!
1. Sieve the flour and sugar into a medium bowl and make a well in the middle - I say sieve but I'll be honest, I just weighed both straight into the mixing bowl and jiggled it! ^^'
2. Crack your eggs into the well and start whisking slowly.
3. Slowly add the milk in a steady stream and mix continuously until all the flour is incorporated.
OR you can whack it all in a mixer if you have one!
4. Once the mixture is smooth, whisk in the the melted butter.
5. I added 16 drops of red gel colouring but this is optional!
I forgot to take pictures of the process but once fully combined, you should have a very thin batter.
5. Heat a pan on medium and make your crepes! I have a 20cm frying pan (£4 from Morrisons) and since there's butter in the batter, I didn't use any oil.
6. Make your crepes and leave them to cool completely.
NOTE: this mixture makes 13 crepes in a 20cm pan. Depending on the size of your pan, numbers may vary. My crepe cake only has 12 layers because I ate one, heh.
7. Whip on high until the cream holds soft peaks then put it in the fridge to keep cool.
6. Whisk the cream cheese, sugar and vanilla (or any other flavour you want to use) until smooth.
7. Once combined, retrieve the whipped cream and gently fold it in. Here I only folded 3/4 of the whipped cream into the cream cheese because I wanted alternating layers of filling but you can mix it all in if you like! OR you ca even just do whipped cream!
8. To the whipped cream x cream cheese mixture, I added approx 8 drops of red gel colouring - this is also optional.
NOTE: Keep everything in the fridge until you're ready to build your crepe cake.

Assemble!
9. Put your first crepe on a plate - I made a mistake and built mine on a turn table. This makes the job harder, once again I'm casually making the mistakes so you don't have to!
10. Spread a layer of filling evenly over the crepe leaving a thin ring of naked crepe around the edge.
11. Stack the next layer of crepe and do the same with the whipped cream if you're doing 2 fillings like me. If not, just keep alternating between crepe and filling until you use up all your crepes! 
12. Once your final crepe is on top, you can leave it there are you can scoop the rest of the filling into a piping bag and decorate.
13. Pop it in the fridge to chill and firm up. 

Et voila!
My piping skills are on the wobbly side but on this occasion, I piped a shell border using a star tip and wrote 'Love You' in traditional Chinese because I'm still heavily in Chinese New Year mode.

Fun language facts!
I ordinally learnt to write simplified Chinese (I learnt to write through learning Mandarin) but I decided to write traditional because 'love' in simplified has no 'heart'.
心 - heart
Love - 爱 (simplified) vs  愛 (traditional)
And it's Valentine's so I want LOTS of hearts! So much that I have used the courteous version of 'you' because it has 'heart' in it.
You - 你 (normal) vs 您 (courtesy) 

Realistically though, I would never say 愛您. I'm going to confess that this is solely for aesthetic reasons - HA!
 
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Costings
Eggs - 16p
Sugar - 2p
Plain flour - 2p
Butter - 5p
Milk - 18p
Double cream - 47p
Cream cheese - 37p
= £1.27

02 February 2021

Danger Tofu

 

Want to spice up your tofu? Well, this one is for you!
This recipe is also easily adaptable to be veggie & vegan friendly :) 
Effort: 2/3

Ingredients
- Tofu
- Garlic
- Spring Onion
- Sugar Snap Peas
- Doubanjiang
- Salt
- Sugar
- Soy sauce
- Oyster Sauce [mine is the regular stuff but there is a veggie/ vegan version OR you omit it all together, it's just for depth of flavour so not essential!]

Prep
- Finely mince the garlic. I only had one clove to hand, you can use more if you like!
- Slice the onion into thins. You can dice if you prefer, I just wanted t mix up the shapes.
- Removed the ends and stringy bit of the peas and chop.
- Dice the tofu.

Let's Cook!
1.  Once the pan has heated, add some oil and fry off the garlic on medium-high until fragrant. 

2. Add the onions and shortly after add the tofu as well. Turn the heat to medium and gently fry until the tofu starts to brown.

3. Finally add the beans - I added them last so they will still have a bit of a cronch!

4. When everything has started browning nicely, we can add the seasoning! I used approx one flat tsp of sugar and just shy of one flat 1/2tsp (I think that's what that little spoon is?) of salt. 
That's my personal taste, you can season as you like!

5. Now we're going to make the sauce!  
First, add some water to the pan. All in all I used about half a rice bowl.

6. I used about a tbsp of each sauce then added a little extra oyster sauce. If you're making this for the first time, I would use a tsp, taste it and slowly add as you go.
Veggie & Vegan friends - you can omit the oyster sauce or use Lee Kum Kee's Vegetarian Oyster Flavoured Sauce instead :) 

7. And now we make it dangerous!
If this is your first time making this or you're not well acquainted with doubanjiang, start with small amounts and taste your sauce as you go. I overall used about 1.5 tsp and I'd give it a danger rating of medium danger BUT I have a pretty low spice tolerance. 

8.  After you've reached your optimum danger level (you can also add more of the other seasonings too at this stage if required) we can thicken up the sauce with a cornflour + water solution. 
I like my sauce coating my food so I reduced it a fair bit. I suggest mixing 1tbsp of cornflour to 1tsp of water then adding it slowly until the sauce reaches your desired consistency. 

9. Finally, add the chopped sprint onions (leave a little to garnish if you like) and serve!

Let's eat!

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Costings
Tofu x3 blocks - 90p
Sugar Snap Peas (half pack) - 13p
Garlic - 2p
Onion - 6p
Spring onion - 5p
= £1.16

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